What is wrong with.....

Tom Cruise? Holy crap did you see this dude complete moron make a total ass out of himself on Oprah? Dude is in serious need of some help. I know he's a scientologist and doesn't believe in psychiatry but he could use some right about now. He is a complete mental case.Someone needs to do an intervention the dude is whacked out. If he needs to act like that just because he is dating a girl then I am sorry the rumors are true just come out already and quit making an ass out of yourself. It was scary to watch and I feel sorry for his kids because that was just downright embarrassing. The guy has always come off weird in interviews but that was just a freaking freak show. Katie Holmes run for your life honey.

Paula Abdul? What the hell is she on? Is she drunk or on drugs or just retarded? She sounds like she is drunk and she cannot string together 2 sentences without slurring her words.I understand having to be drunk to listen to some of those people sing and to have to hear that idiot Randy Jackson say dawg every 2 words but still Paula honey you are getting paid to do that. Another person in need of an intervention.


Barry Bonds? Dude just get out of baseball you are a cheating disgrace. Your records mean nothing because you cheated to get them. Same goes for Mark McGuire. Barry get lost you are a scumbag.


Oliver Stone? Dude you are 58 freaking years old that is FAR too old to still be doing drugs and getting blitzed. For God's sake have some freaking sense and do not get behind the wheel all lit up. Once again YOU ARE 58 YEARS OLD grow the fuck up.


Howard Stern? Now I know the guy at heart is a big crybaby but to get all offended because someone did a piece on he & his girlfriend titled beauty and the beast. He went crazy the next day on the show and wanted pictures of the guy who anchored the piece wife and children and the publicist etc. It was lame. First off to call his girlfriend a beauty is a big stretch and Howard is in no way good looking but he is hardly a beast. What's the matter Howie you can dish out but not take it? I used to listen to him all the time but he has become a major kissass. He had Timmy Robbins on his show the other day. Is that the sameTimmy Robbins you used to bash and make fun of? Along with his hag Susan Sarandon? Yeah it is, but now he has that huge nose way up timmys ass. It was disgusting. Howie used to have the best celeb interviews because didn't kiss ass and would ask question everyone wanted to know the answers to. Now he is just a suck fest and a kiss ass. He is a bigger kiss ass than Leno and Arsenio Hall combined What happened to you Howie?

Random Thoughts

Still recovering from seeing Sadamn in his tighty whiteys blech what a sight. Let me get this straight there is an uproar because he is photographed in his underwear alive well fed etc but there is no uproar when those muslim animals post photos of people with guns pointed at their heads and being beheaded? What the fuck is that about? Now when I say muslim animals I am not referring to the majority of muslims just the filthy animals who are terrorists and kill our people. And even if the koran flushing down the toilet story were true so the fuck what? Where was the outrage when some spoiled American artist put a crucifix in pig urine? Oh wait thats "art". My ass thats art. Way to go Newsweek on being a disgrace to journalism now go join Dan rather in the hall of shame right next to Jayson Blair CNN et al.

So Tom Cruise is in super hetero mode going everywhere with his "girlfriend" Katie Holmes. Dude if you have to go on every show and announce you are dating a girl uhhh something is very wrong. Just come out and be happy.


The new star wars is out big effing yawn. I saw the original 3 and the first one of this series but to tell the truth they just bore me now. The 2 people they have as the lead Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman couldnt act their way into a 3rd grade play. They are horrid. They belong on my terrible actor list along with Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, George Clooney,Sharon Stone, Tom Cruise, Madonna, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Mathew Perry, Steve Seagal, Robin Williams, Warren Beatty, Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Tom Arnold,Melanie Griffith,Alec Baldwin, Patrick Swayze,Leonardo De Caprio, Goldie Hawn, Michael Douglas, Meg Ryan, Helen Hunt, Matt Damon & Ben Affleck. I am sure there are more but at the moment that is all I can come up with. And dont give that bullshit that some of them won an oscar. Julia Roberts has an oscar for God's sake and Gena Rowlands does not..... case closed class dismissed.

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People who have fucked up their faces

Meg Ryan === Egads what has she done? She looks like a frozen fish. Too bad she used to be cute. Guess she can't handle the aging thing. I foresee her being very Norma Desmond like in a few years, her career is in the crapper and she fucked up her face. I hope she doesn't scare her kid with that messed up mug.

Cher ==== Yikes she looks like a swollen toad. I bet she would melt in the heat.

Nancy Pelosi==== The last time it has been recorded that she blinked was during the Reagan adminstration. Her face is tighter than tupperware. She looks like she is constantly surprised which is what someone would be when they see her frozen grill.

Melanie Griffith==== What a waste. She has totally changed her face and I dont know why. She was pretty the way she was.

Priscilla Presley==== She looks like a chipmunk.Cilla looks like she is storing nuts for the winter.


Courtney Love=== She is even scarier now looking and acting. Actually I hope she got her shit together for the sake of her kid.


Burt Reynolds=== Yeah I will pick on the guys too. Has he turned Asian? His face is way too tight.

Michael Jackson==== No comment necessary you people have eyes.

Farrah Fawcett=== WHy Farrah why? Is that why you act all whack, coz your face is too tight?


Mickey Rourke=== Yikes too many blows to the head from his boxing career I guess.

Bruce Jenner==== That is NOT the same man who was an Olympic hero.


I almost forgot...... Robert Leatherface Redford his face is pulled back tighter than a virgin flea. He is begining to get that Nancy Pelosi " I am surprised 24/7" look about him. He should have just taken a sandblaster to that nasty looking hide. Yucccck.